Not So Hot

Paris Hilton dodged the media for the most part today, when she checked herself in to the men's jail, instead of the women's facility as the press had hoped. The paparazzi was able to get a couple of shots of her as she was transported between the jails. She seemed prepared and calm. The included photo is the actual mugshot taken this morning at central booking. Not bad.

Paris made a surprise appearance at the MTV awards last night and during a interview proclaimed her fans would help her get through this difficult time. Lets just hope she has some fans in the poke.

I just wonder who Paris's lucky cellmate will be. As you can imagine, this will be like winning the lottery for which ever two-bit convict gets the nod. Between book deals and interviews, her roommate will be sure to clear at least a million plus. Now that's not a bad take.

How long do you think it will be before we see some jail close-circuit video on the net. On a jailers salary, I'm sure the 100's of thousands of dollars offered for this type video, will be enticing.

I give it two weeks, wanna bet...

Third One Is Not The Charm

I watched Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End last night, and I now wished I hadn't. All thought the special effects of course we nice, the plot was all over the place. When I go to the movies, I like to sit back and relax and let the myself go. The Pirates had me focusing and continuously wondering what the heck was going on. By the time it was over I had a headache.

I am not going to go into what the movie is about, because beyond the same basic plot as all the others, I don't know. I'm no movie critic, but I would advise waiting for DVD or the $1 movie venue. Unless of course you are a special effect aficionado. Then go see it on the big screen, but bring a Ipod so at least you can get some listening enjoyment.

Blackjack

I have recently purchased the new Samsung Blackjack. What a great phone. It truely is a mini computer. I can recieve all my email thru Outlook which is a life saver. Surf the web with true web browser (just smaller). Text and a 1.3mp camera for great looking pictures. You can even stream live music, just like the web. This thing is the mack.

More info.. Samsung Blackjack Smartphone (at&t/Cingular)

Wrong Turn Klyde

You can't get a better local service than this. No cab fares and No Buses. Just bring you life vest.

Check out the woman taking pictures. Wanted Air Line Pilot.

Barbie Bandits

One of the Barbie Bandits. Ms. Heather Johnston claims it was all an inside job. The dental hygienist gone stripper, says it was all a joke. "I mean it's crossed a lot of people's minds, from what I've heard," she said. After the plan was hatched, she and Ms. Ashely Miller slipped on their "Stunner Shades" and began their career as "Bonnie and Bonnie" with the help of "Inside Clyde". Unfortunately, it only lasted 2 days before police arrested the pair and their inside man.

According to Ms. Johnston, while on the run the two got highlights in their hair, ate a big meal, and gave a homeless man some loot. Stripper versions of Robin Hood.

How long till we see this as a made for TV movie..Oh next week! or was that last week?

story AP

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Don't be shy, I tried it and it was fun. Here's a link OwnUp.net

Bienvenido a Casa!

Welcome home, amigos.

I guess the battle is over. The Illegals have won. President Bush has made a deal with Democrats, that would give over 12 millions illegal immigrants legal status. The bill still must pass the House, but we know who runs that.

I have never seen an issue where, Politicians refuse to listen to their constituents. The (legal) Americans on both sides of the political fence have made clear their opposition to any form of amnesty, but it falls on deaf ears. Republicans want cheap workers and Democrats want voters.

If you can't beat them join them. I better brush up on my Spanish, because once the cloud of legal status is cleared. We will see a more aggressive Latin culture movement.

Here's where you can brush up your Spanish skills.

Hasta luego

Dudley Dooright

Seems Chris Davis has had enough of people running stop signs in his Gainesville neighborhood, and hes ready to do something about it. Armed with his trusty camera, Chris stands guard over his favorite stop sign, to catch villains in the act. If this doesn't work he may be switching to a shotgun.

By the looks of the picture, I think I would run the sign to avoid the drunk standing near the road.

So, beware those that "Roll n Go", there's a new sheriff in town.

Meet "Renato"

Here is one of Gainesvilles finest.

According to Renato, "I beleive That Et's are a socio-cultural phenomena. It is a reality merging into ours and shaping our collective consciousness for a future and coherent contact with life in the universe."

If you would like to meet up with Capt. Kirk and spend sometime looking up, check him out here.

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