Meet "Renato"

Here is one of Gainesvilles finest.

According to Renato, "I beleive That Et's are a socio-cultural phenomena. It is a reality merging into ours and shaping our collective consciousness for a future and coherent contact with life in the universe."

If you would like to meet up with Capt. Kirk and spend sometime looking up, check him out here.

I want what hes drinkin

No More Chicken For You

Hmmm, well aren't we lucky. Seems Gainesville, Ga is home to a most sexiest recipient. "Woody" who works for a local mental health hospital (or was that in a mental hospital?); has been chosen as a "Sultry Soy Boy".

"GoVeg.com" holds an annual sexy girl and guy contest for leaf lovers. Gainesvilles own "Woody" made 2006 the list. He contributes to the neighborhood by forcing his place of work to cater to his seed habit. Way to go "Woody", all of Gainesville, is proud.

Watch out all you chicken lovers, there is a new "Soy Boy" in town.