Monday, June 4, 2007

Not So Hot


Paris Hilton dodged the media for the most part today, when she checked herself in to the men's jail, instead of the women's facility as the press had hoped. The paparazzi was able to get a couple of shots of her as she was transported between the jails. She seemed prepared and calm. The included photo is the actual mugshot taken this morning at central booking. Not bad.

Paris made a surprise appearance at the MTV awards last night and during a interview proclaimed her fans would help her get through this difficult time. Lets just hope she has some fans in the poke.

I just wonder who Paris's lucky cellmate will be. As you can imagine, this will be like winning the lottery for which ever two-bit convict gets the nod. Between book deals and interviews, her roommate will be sure to clear at least a million plus. Now that's not a bad take.

How long do you think it will be before we see some jail close-circuit video on the net. On a jailers salary, I'm sure the 100's of thousands of dollars offered for this type video, will be enticing.

I give it two weeks, wanna bet...

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